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Your Persian just found courtship with another pokemon....what do you do?
Anonymous

Depends…

A: If it’s a Stunfisk, make it into soup….. and serve it to N.

B: If it’s Meowth. Yes THAT Meowth. Stop that before anything happens.

C: If it’s a acceptable breed, let it happen.

My Persian deserves only the best!

best way to cook seaking?

Seaking?

Lets see… I’m certain I made a recipe for that one…. AH!

Well, I first filleting it is a good idea. It’s a rather fatty fish, so good thick cuts will be nice to eat.

A far as seasoning it… Just some salt and pepper work. Maybe paprika.

Then, sauté it. Use some Gloom Nectar for sauce, they certainly drool enough to get some quickly. I also find using Paras Mushrooms sliced up add some good flavor to it. Don’t worry N, I know your watching, they grow back. Also, have a farfetch’d on hand, they are good for finding leeks to cut up and add to the sauté.

After that, it’s ready to eat. Oh, for added evil, make the horn into a fork. It’s sturdy enough to be carved into one.

Slappy: *unfazed that the grunt she was with in a tea got dragged off by Lance* *just standing around for orders*
Anonymous

Slappy, since I don’t need any assistance with Lance…. Go hug something.

Lance: hmm...*turns crisply and leaves* *stops in the door frame* my men will be back tomorrow to fix all of the cameras... and add some new ones... *flys off on the dragonite who's still clinging to the grunt*
Anonymous

God damn, wasn’t the last batch enough?

Lance: *slow deliberate blink* usually you put up more of a fight... i'll have him interviewed... *his dragonite drags the grunt out of the building* hope he doesn't spill any info you wanted secret
Anonymous

Probably not…. although… Why do you think I would put up a fight? I would rather avoid that migraine thank you very much.

Lance: tell me... who broke all of the cameras? and the microphones... *not blinking* *pissed*
Anonymous

That one.

/points at the Grunt oposite of Slappy/

Already punished ‘im but you can have a go.

Slappy: *waiting patiently for orders*
Anonymous

Not yet, Slappy.